Immortal Beauty
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Hello,
there is not quite much happening around these days. My blog has become quite dead without any new posts so i decided to post some jokes. I would be gg to watch twilight with my vampire frens, Shu Qing and Kamting, and i will be writing a new post bout it . Till then, pls bear with this much empty blog n rem to tag my Cbox!!! By the way, i changed some of the stuff at the sidebar ( the boxes tat say "Epitaph" n "Blood prints"). Vampire Joy came up with some of it so i would like to thank her, ありがとうございます(Arigatou gozaimasu) 弟さん (otouto san), for helping me. The day when sch reopens is not far away so last us treasure and enjoy the remaining time of our hoilidays!!! BB
~WJ~
Q: What kind of pillar can't hold up a building?
A: A caterpillar.
Q: How do you catch a polar bear?
A: You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes in to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer.
Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs?
A: Because if she dropped them, they'd break
Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: He saw some dog food
Q: Why did the raccoon cross the road?
A: He didn't, he got hit by a car.
